23-lesbian-she/her
I still don’t know how to skateboard
a 12 pack of dr pepper is like a monkeys paw but instead of 3 wishes you get 12 and you can only wish for a can of dr pepper
My current favourite character in Breath of the Wild is Pikango, the incredibly shit artist who turns up around Hyrule to badly paint landscapes and hint me towards my lost memories. If you just talk to him, he seems to be this amazing and talented painter, but like if you look at the canvas
ALTI love him
Turns out someone on Reddit put together all of his paintings and the scenery they are supposed to be and it's exactly as glorious as I'd hoped, but I just had to screenshot my favourite, which is this horse:
ALT
I love this horse I recreated it in an actual oil painting. It’s hanging in my kitchen
When we said “Twitter is shit but at least it lets us dunk on billionaires” This is what we meant.
You can only pick one…
$300 dollars every week into you bank account.
You can stop time for 3 minutes everyday.
Birds come to your aid whenever u need/want them
You can conjure 2 meals a day from thin air.
You get a key that unlocks all locks.
You get a 50% discount on everything.
You’ll live to be 120 and won’t physcially/mentally ‘age’ past 40.
Neverending joint.
You instantly become fluent in 6 languages of your choice.
Mystery box…
Am I glad that he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here and that he’s the sherif and that we’re frozen out here and that we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here what I wanna know is where’s the cave man
As an avid twitter user and a cronically online person in a healthy way, I bring you one of the funniest things that is happening currently over there because we are going DOWN with the clown shoes ON and I am busting a lung and a half and have been laughing for around 40 minutes now.
So, to get y'all in situation, Elongated Muskrat is verifying for free every account over a million followers because not a single famous and actually influential person wants to pay for his shit, which is getting a lot of accounts verified unless they change their name.
Of course, people have been changing their names until the verification wears away, but there is a dude that has had his account be verified more than once, which has made him have to change his name several times... you WILL NOT GUESS who is the person I am talking about...
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It's dril, and who is dril u ask? I may present you now with what is the cherry on top and what makes this situation so fundamentally funny
somewhere a group of weird little girls is accidentally practicing a ritual that got forgotten 3000 years ago. brings me peace
